"Goggles Pizzano" (gogglespizzano)
10/31/2019 at 22:08 • Filed to: None | 2 | 14 |
CB
> Goggles Pizzano
10/31/2019 at 22:09 | 3 |
Pun costumes are great.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Goggles Pizzano
10/31/2019 at 22:10 | 1 |
Heard about one where it's a patient dressed up with lots of sores. The title is "Shots Fired" because they're diseased because they didn't get vaccinated... Get it... Shots... Fucking eye roll on that reach.
Goggles Pizzano
> CB
10/31/2019 at 22:11 | 2 |
They are usually lazy too. Straw hanging out of someone’s pocket and them telling people they are “The Last Straw” is horrible.
Puns are
great though.
PowderHound
> Goggles Pizzano
10/31/2019 at 22:15 | 3 |
I was a Huge fan of going as an off duty astronaut in college.
Chariotoflove
> Goggles Pizzano
10/31/2019 at 22:18 | 2 |
Friend of mine in college wrapped herself in bed sheets and stuck four rolled up posters on her back with tape.
Four poster bed.
Goggles Pizzano
> Chariotoflove
10/31/2019 at 22:21 | 1 |
Just be a good Frankenstein, will ya.
XJDano
> PowderHound
10/31/2019 at 22:21 | 2 |
All the know, none of the go.
MoCamino
> Goggles Pizzano
10/31/2019 at 22:23 | 5 |
I knew a guy who put the letters Fe on a white t-shirt with duct tape. “What are you supposed to be?” “I’m Iron, man.” I was just mad because I didn’t think of it .
Chariotoflove
> Goggles Pizzano
10/31/2019 at 22:24 | 5 |
I’d put a hot dog in a German beer mug and carry it around all night in your honor.
PowderHound
> PowderHound
10/31/2019 at 22:25 | 0 |
Too late to edit edit: I know it’s not a pun but the effort is still wildly low
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Goggles Pizzano
10/31/2019 at 22:28 | 0 |
I saw a woman dressed up as a formal apology and I never would have guessed.
PowderHound
> MoCamino
10/31/2019 at 22:33 | 1 |
Adding it to my list of super low effort costumes.
Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> Goggles Pizzano
10/31/2019 at 23:03 | 3 |
Not a pun but my favorite trashy costume I have ever seen was a girl walking around with a "slippery when wet" sign draped over herself. Much more creative than "sexy [insert whatever here]". Exception is given for a friend who did "sexy Bob ross" she wins Halloween in general lol.
Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
> Goggles Pizzano
10/31/2019 at 23:52 | 0 |
Guilty of writing the word BOOK on my face on more than one Halloween. Thanks, Jim Halpert!